Bath Loofah

Kylie picked up my bath loofah today and said, "This a jellyfish. This where the bubbles live."

Big Mama

On our walk today, Kylie introduced me to a neighbor. She said, "This is Big Mama and I Little Kylie." Later, talking to herself, she said, "I Kylie and this is Meredith."

Sing it, girl!

I'm hoping the volume on this is okay! You may not be able to understand this whole song, unless you are familiar with it! It goes something like: How many stars are in the sky, I asked my daddy one day. He scratched his head and rolled his eyes, hemmed and hawed and hummed inside. Got a pen and paper and theorized. Three days later he apologized and said, "I just can't say!" Kylie also adds another verse about a jellyfish.

New Song

Kylie has been singing a new song lately. It goes, "Help me! Help me! the rabbit cried. All I need is a place to hide. Come little rabbit, come inside. I will take care of you."

Singing

Today, Kylie was started singing a song that I've been playing in the car for about a week now. She sang, "I ask daddy how many stars in the sky? He scratch his head and roll his eyes...hem and haw and theorize. Days later he apologize and say 'I just can't say!'" I cannot believe she is singing this song! It is hilarious and I've got to get her on video.

Doctor

I took Kylie to the doctor today about her runny nose. As we sat in the waiting room, another child kept touching her. She said, "Don't bother me! Don't touch me. You sit in YOUR chair. I sit in MY chair!"

Easter pics

Japanese Food

We took Kylie to eat at a Japanese restaurant for the first time tonight. She was highly entertained and entertained the whole table with her narration of what was going on: "Oooooo....he make fire. It hot! Oooooo....he gonna break that egg! He broke that egg! He mixing it around and around!"

Yesterday, her teacher told me that they were reading "Chicka Chicka Boom Boom" today. The teacher said, "Oh no! The letters all fell down." Kylie put her hands to her face and said, "Oh no! We got to help them!"

Today, her teacher told me she piled all the plastic people into the plastic car and said, "Get in everybody! We going to Monkey Joe's!"

On Sunday, Granna gave Kylie an Easter basket. Kylie said, "Thank you for the Easter basket Granna. Amen."

Awesome!

I asked Kylie tonight what the Easter Bunny was going to bring her. She said, "Lollipops from Target. Awesome!"

Cowboys

Kylie approached a strange woman at the park today. She said, "I'm Kylie and this is Mommy. We're cowboys."

On a related note, she yelled at a man in Kohl's yesterday, "I'm Kylie. This is Mommy and this is Granna. What you doing here???"

I was changing Kylie's diaper today and telling her how wet it was. She said, "That's a problem. Give me fresh diaper."

Kylie's Big Girl Bedroom

Kylie slept in her new "big girl" bed last night for the first time! She did fall out 2 times, but went right back to sleep when I put her in the bed. These are the colors: 3 pink walls and one chocolate wall. I have yet to hang the green gingham curtains! This pic just shows the colors and the bedspread. More later!

He Sure is Big!

Upon seeing the Easter bunny, Kylie commented, "He sure is big!" She did not have much appreciation for him up close!

Kylie wore her Easter bunny ears around her waist the whole time. She said, "It's a apron!"

I Sleep Well

Last night, we made gelatin popsicles to freeze overnight and then I told her we were going on an Easter Egg hunt the next day. I went to get Kylie up this morning and she was already standing by her door. As soon as I opened the door, she said, "I sleep well. I need popsicle. Then we go on bear hunt."

More Funnies

Here are some funny things Kylie said today:

I walked into her room during her "naptime" and she was sitting on the floor with a bare butt. I asked her where her diaper was. She said, "It dirty. And I got diaper rash." She had taken it off and put it in the diaper pail.

I stepped on her tambourine and she said, "Sorry you step on my instrument, mommy."

She pointed to a dogwood tree and said, "Look! A bulldog tree!"

Funny Things

Kylie was being funny today. Here are some funny things she said:

When I commented on the crazy crab on TV, she said, "That's not a crab. That's a lobster!"

We were walking around the neighborhood and I was pointing out the azaleas in bloom. She said, "That's amazing flowers!"

She fell and hurt herself and I said I would give her a bandaid after her bath. She said, "NO! I don't want my bandaid to float!!!"

Sorting Colors

This was from a few months ago, but I still like it! It's Kylie at 22 months sorting her color bears!